|About the Book|
Enter the glamorous world of BDSM erotica author and real-life submissive Tara Febreze ... lisping sales girls, sabotage by a rival author named Vageena Royale ... one Dom with a combover and a moped, another who writes books about his genitalia, andMoreEnter the glamorous world of BDSM erotica author and real-life submissive Tara Febreze ... lisping sales girls, sabotage by a rival author named Vageena Royale ... one Dom with a combover and a moped, another who writes books about his genitalia, and still another who cant seem to get the hang of the whole spanking thing ...Tara Febreze is the bestselling author of Thoughtless Submission and other hot BDSM erotica novels. Shes seeking the Dom of her dreams, one who can make her ... clenchy, as she calls it ... all while dealing with irate readers who expect the moon and stars for ninety-nine cents, hostile ranting reviewers who follow her to conventions, protestors chanting her name outside a sex shop ...Shes also contending with a string of unexplained goldfish deaths and an embarrassing incident involving a neighbors topiary.Will Tara find her dream Dom? Get her life together? Publish a book that sells a million copies? Find a Dom who knows how to spank? Solve the mystery of the dying goldfish? Or will she always be ... BOUND FOR DISAPPOINTMENT?PUBLISHERS NOTE! PLEASE READ CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU BUY/READ THIS PARODY:This is a parody about BDSM and erotica-writing, and is intended for adults only. It contains some offensive language, BDSM themes, truly mild spanking, and a Dom with bad dandruff. The book Thoughtless Submission does not exist, nor do the other books mentioned in this work. Contains much silliness and is written in a style guaranteed to annoy and perplex. NOT sophisticated humor. What this is NOT: Pulitzer-Prize-winning humor. What this IS: Just for fun- a silly little book. Think bag of greasy popcorn, not caviar.Approximately 15,000 words of crazy.